suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

unclefather:

the folt in our stors

unclefather:

the folt in our stors

10knotes:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

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cyberunfamous:

I just want to write myself a world and go live in it