Posted on May 15, 2013 @ 1:26am with 3,769 notes
‘To Harry Potter - the Boy Who Lived!’
THERE’S JUST A BRANCH IN MY EYE
MY EYES ARE JUST SWEATING, OH DON’T MIND ME
whoops. just chopped a heap of onions and mistook chilly sauce for the eye drops..
I am not a human I am a fountain
Posted on May 15, 2013 @ 1:24am with 69,384 notes
please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
Posted on May 15, 2013 @ 1:19am with 71,804 notes
Posted on May 15, 2013 @ 1:19am with 5,752 notes
oh hayley, u perfect human being
someone sent this to me so i put it into that classic tumblr poetry layout cause I thought it deserved to be shared
Posted on May 15, 2013 @ 1:17am with 322,894 notes
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