10knotes:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

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cyberunfamous:

I just want to write myself a world and go live in it 

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

Right now I don’t know
what or how to feel.
I don’t want to die,
but I don’t want to live.
I think I just want to disappear,
and reappear only
when everything starts
to fall back into place.